Pelvic malalignment

You read it right! Pelvic Mal alignment (not misalignment)! The malady affecting dear MJ for decades has now struck yours truly. The symptoms on me however are not the same as those on MJ and do not cause my body to break dance in a series of choreographed steps.

My lower back started to hurt almost a month ago after a workout at my gym one day. I obviously didn't take it seriously, met a general physician (Who's an ass more than a doctor to be honest) and it kept getting worse. I took some pain killers, used heat fermentation did some physio but no relief. Then one my dearest friends gave me the shock of my life saying i may have a rather bad condition and i shouldn't be ignoring it. So i finally decide to see a specialist the next morning, which meant i would have to wake up at about 6.30 AM to make it on time. I was rather too early for my appointment, an hour to be precise and thankfully i had my ideapad to keep me company.

I finally meet the doctor. He does his routine and says you have a pelvic mal alignment. I go 'Jeez doc, i haven't even had enough sex to justify the condition'. He starts laughing and says 'madam this is not because of wrong sex'. I interrupt and say 'but doc i haven't had any sex in a  long time (I'm obviously lying) and there is nothing called as wrong sex, its either good sex or bad sex. He starts laughing even more and says 'madam', i interrupt him again and say 'please call me Renee'. Then he says ' Renee madam! You can have s e x ( very embarrassingly and sheepishly)  I say 'Thank god for small mercies!' He says 'but be careful madam, no JURKEY moments( jerky movements)' I reply ' Of course no doctor, I'm not looking for some mission impossible kinda fun in bed'. I have no idea what had gotten into me to have such a conversation with a doctor of all the people. HE for some reason was so happy to have met a patient like me that he says ' I wish my everyday starts with such a cheerphool patient like you' I smile and say 'thank you and I'm sorry if i was brash' I'm just a little shocked with this weird condition i have. Anyway he's told me that the mal aligment to get ok will not take more than eight to ten days but i cannot exercise for about a month and that is such a bummer i tell ya. 

On the brighter side, I can still have sex, but no wheelbarrow for tonight, will have to call in the the good old missionaries. Hmmm..so, is it less of a sin if we do it in the missionary position?

Chennai here i come :) or lemme say Zulfi, here i come :)